belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
She kept giving the uber driving directions and we all thought they were wrong so we'd send him the other way. Turns out she wasn't guiding us home, but to the half gallon that she hid in the bushes on the way to the bar.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Randomize
