hell yes lets make some ravioli
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
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