Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
My dad is sitting where you rode me
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
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