oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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