i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
Best friends brother. Beat that.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
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