3:26am: come over
you purposely dodge me and you could have stopped me from leaving, you know how far i live. YOU come over
4:11am: mnlodp
dude I don't understand hebrew and I'm not coming over
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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