discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
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