I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
accomplished twins. life is a go
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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