eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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