Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
Roman Polanski is more welcome at my daughter's birthday party than you are at that bar
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
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