I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
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