Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
i just had 3 doubles lined up on top of a urinal, texting with one hand and my dick in the other. I an fucking awesome.
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
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