Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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