hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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