Tell her she can't have a vagina
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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