thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Randomize
