when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
Breakfast is bomb, yo. McDonald's before ten thirty is like Katie Holmes before Tom Cruise.
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
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