As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
I'm gonna fight the coyote
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
Randomize
