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I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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