I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
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