Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Todays lesson: Chew your food better when your drunk. I almost choked throwing up this morning.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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