apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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