"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
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