false alarm. still invincible.
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
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