i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
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