Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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