Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
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