Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
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