Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
Too much gin, very little bucket
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
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