Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
its 4am and she invited me over to split a 'romantic bowl of frosted flakes'...really dude?...what do you think she's trying to say?...she better not be kidding about the frosted flakes though.
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
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