super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
How many fucks given?
0.12846
Don't you hate falling asleep on the couch with a glass of wine in your hand? It's like dreaming about peeing and then realizing you've peed the bed only stickier.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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