this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Guess who's still drunk but on time to court to represent a DUI?
You are my hero
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
Green mimosas i think yes
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
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