She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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