I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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