this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
17 year olds will be the death of me.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
I left you a really long drunk voicemail and I remember something about a bat
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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