Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
I told my mom happy mother's day then rubbed my belly and said "Oh, and happy grandmother's day too..." She started sobbing. You were right, that wasn't the best way to tell her.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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