super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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