So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
It's Friday. Sex?
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
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