I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
I just watched an old episode of Daria while eating brownies to cure day drunkness. Clearly I'm winning at adulting today.
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
Randomize
