shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
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