yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
Why do guys insist on chatting me up this early in the morning? I'm just like "Dude, I look like the bastard child of Einstein and a troll doll. Let me eat my Hot Pocket in peace."
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
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