You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
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