Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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