its not stalking. its research.
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
how do you play pong handcuffed?
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
Randomize
