Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
It feels appropriate that the wallet of my high school and college years would die at the hands of a spilled bong. Which in and of itself is a solid metaphor for those years.
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
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