i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
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