This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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