Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
I can't put those talents on a resume
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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