You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
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