as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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