just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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