I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
this will be a night to untag.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
is it fun? or sober?
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